magic conch will i ever be a quality blog
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hell is a place where you’re strapped to a chair and forced to watch an endless slideshow of every picture of yourself that you deleted
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
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I can’t believe this is what our president and vice president spend their time on. We’re in 15 trillion dollars of debt, and millions of people are homeless, and abortion is still legal, and instead of signing bills to fix these things our president is doing this. Well I’m glad you’re having fun, you fucking bitch. Fuck the United States. /rant
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when i was little i used to legitimately cry over a goofy movie because max was so mean to his dad like the part where he throws the possum hat out and its raining wow i cant even talk about this right now
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